Football
- Give
up no more than 52 points a game
- Move every defensive player to safety to help get
individual tackle stats up.
- Yell
more. On the side line, the weight room, around campus, during chapel,
whatever gets you pumped up
- Wear
deeper cut off’s. Intimidate the opponents with well defined obliques
Women's Tennis
- Keep
your sport a secret from the general campus
- Practice
during little bat games to increase ball awareness
- Practice
accuracy by aiming for dry spots on court
Men’s Soccer
- Get
Jake McCracken back for a 6th straight year
- Keep
up that “ooh” thing, everyone on campus thinks it isn’t annoying at all
Cheerleading
- Nothing,
this article is about fall Sports.
Women’s Soccer Team
- Get a boyfriend on the boys soccer team
- Break the flag football attendance record
- Beg the Mann family to have more children
Cross Country
- Pace
yourself by starting off fast, going fast in the middle, then finishing
fast...I don’t know why more people don’t do that
- Switch
the short shorts with a stylish set of jeggings
- Buy
roller-skates and attach a rope to Nick Edinger’s jersey when he isn’t
looking
Volleyball
- Create a cheer for every aspect of everyday life
- Switch Deanna Briody to inside hitter, they’ll never see it coming
- Blind the opposing team’s setter with the glare from the PAC championship plaque
